You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning (Paperback)

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    Celia Rivenbark is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank; Bless Your Heart, Tramp; and Belle Weather. We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier won a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction and was a finalist for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor. Born and raised in Duplin County, North Carolina, Rivenbark grew up in a small house “with a red barn out back that was populated by a couple of dozen lanky and unvaccinated cats.” She started out writing for her hometown paper. She writes a weekly, nationally syndicated humor column for the Myrtle Beach Sun News. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.
    From the author of the bestselling classics We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you’ll shoot co’cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

    • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

    • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

    • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

    • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

    • Get yer Wassail on: It’s carolin’ time

    • Airlines serving up one hot mess

    • Action figure Jesus

    • Why Clay Aiken ain’t marrying your glandular daughter

    • And much more!

    Complete with a treasure trove of Celia’s genuine southern recipes, You Can’t Drink All Day if You Don’t Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

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    ISBN 9780312363024
    Genre HUMOR / Form / Essays
    Format Paperback
    Pages 241
    Publisher Date 2010-09-14 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Griffin
    Copyright Year 2009
    Height 8.5 in
    Wdth 5.5 in
    Thickness 0.75 in
    Unit weight 0.5 lb
    Language English
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Rivenbark, Celia
    Country of Origin United States

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      Celia Rivenbark is just flat-out fun to read. Her observations of society and characters she runs across in her everyday life is conveyed with so much wit, that you cannot help but laugh out loud. It's a quick read but an enjoyable one poolside or beachside, sipping a cool beverage and just grinning like a fool through the whole thing!

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