The Geeks' Guide to World Domination: Be Afraid, Beautiful People (Paperback)

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    GARTH SUNDEM is the bestselling author of Geek Logik: 50 Foolproof Equations for Everyday Life. He and his wife live in California with their two kids and a large Labrador.
    Sorry, beautiful people. These days, from government to business to technology to Hollywood,geeks rule the world.

    Finally, here’s the book no self-respecting geek can live without–a guide jam-packed with 314.1516 short entries both useful and fun. Science, pop-culture trivia, paper airplanes, and pure geekish nostalgia coexist as happily in these pages as they do in their natural habitat of the geek brain.

    In short, dear geek, here you’ll find everything you need to achieve nirvana. And here, for you pathetic nongeeks, is the last chance to save yourselves: Love this book, live this book, and you too can join us in the experience oftotal world domination.

    • become a sudoku god
    • brew your own beer
    • build a laser beam
    • classify all living things
    • clone your pet
    • exorcise demons
    • find the world’s best corn mazes
    • grasp the theory of relativity
    • have sex on Second Life
    • injure a fish
    • join the Knights Templar
    • kick ass with sweet martial-arts moves
    • learn ludicrous emoticons
    • master the Ocarina of Time
    • pimp your cubicle
    • program a remote control
    • quote He-Man and Che Guevara
    • solve fiendish logic puzzles
    • touch Carl Sagan
    • unmask Linus Torvalds
    • visit Beaver Lick, Kentucky
    • win bar bets
    • write your name in Elvish

    Join us or die, you will.
    Begun, the Geek Wars have


    ISBN 9780307450340
    Genre HUMOR / Form / Parodies
    Format Paperback
    Pages 245
    Publisher Date 2009-03-10 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Three Rivers Pr
    Copyright Year 2009
    Height 8.25 in
    Wdth 5.25 in
    Thickness 0.75 in
    Unit weight 0.45 lb
    Language English
    Subtitle Be Afraid, Beautiful People
    Edition Detail Original
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Sundem, Garth
    Country of Origin United States
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