The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn't Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew (Hardcover)

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    Founded in 1958 as a print publication, Cracked.com has been published exclusively online since 2006. Jack O’Brien, the site’s editor in chief, lives in New York.
    You are an idiot.

    Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck!

    But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.

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    ISBN 9780452298200
    Genre HUMOR / Form / Parodies
    Format Hardcover
    Pages 209
    Publisher Date 2013-10-29 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Plume
    Copyright Year 2013
    Height 9.25 in
    Wdth 7.75 in
    Thickness 0.5 in
    Unit weight 1.5 lb
    Language English
    Subtitle The Stuff You Didn't Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew
    Audience General/trade
    Country of Origin United States

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