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    ITEM#: 12334776

    “This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.”
    —Chelsea Handler

    “Read this unless you’re allergic to laughing.”
    —Kristen Bell

    “If you’re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.”
    —Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like

    Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.


    ISBN 9780061992704
    Genre HUMOR / General
    Format Hardcover
    Pages 159
    Publisher Date 2010-05-04 00:00:00.0
    Publisher It Books
    Copyright Year 2010
    Height 7.25 in
    Wdth 5.75 in
    Thickness 0.75 in
    Unit weight 0.55 lb
    Language English
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Halpern, Justin
    Country of Origin United States

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    • Negative Review
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      This book is very crude. It's obviously from a son to a father, but the language is really bad. I'm Irish, so I'm used to being about F bombs, but this was outside of funny. It was just crude and in bad taste. Don't buy this.

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    • funny, very entertaining
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      i read this book when im on the toilet. this book is very entertaining and funny!! the book is filled with great humor about the "sh*t" his dad had told him through out his life time. great gift idea for friends and family.

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    • my dad loved it

      i have the type of dad who doesnt like anything, and has everything. i had actually never seen him crack open a book, in my 26 years of existance. so i figured, eh whats ten bucks? i went out on a limb and got him the book. he laughed his *** off. and randomly would quote the book. my bfs dad is the exact same way, a real guys guy. he laughed at the book too!! seriously... its worth it.

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    • Funny
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      I just looked at the book briefly as I bought it for my father in law. Everything I read was funny, but may be offensive to some people.

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    • Funny
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      This book is very funny, as of 1-11-11 I think they are making a movie/TV show out of the book. I would recommended for whenever someone is in a bad mood to read a couple pages. Great book if you know someone who acts or think like this, example: my father.

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