Nightlight: A Parody (Paperback)

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    The first volume of the Harvard Lampoon appeared in February, 1876. Written by seven undergraduates and modeled onPunch, the British humor magazine, the debut issue took the Harvard campus by storm. United States President Ulysses S. Grant was advised not to read the magazine, as he would be too much "in stitches" to run the government.
    About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.

    And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in theHarvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.

    Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?

    Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom,Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

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    ISBN 9780307476104
    Genre HUMOR / Form / Parodies
    Format Paperback
    Pages 154
    Publisher Date 2009-11-03 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Vintage Books
    Copyright Year 2009
    Height 8.0 in
    Wdth 5.25 in
    Thickness 0.25 in
    Unit weight 0.36 lb
    Language English
    Subtitle A Parody
    Series Name Vintage
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Harvard Lampoon
    Country of Origin United States

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