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    Alice Bradley writes the award-winning blog Finslippy (www.finslippy.com). Her work has been featured in numerous anthologies, magazines and websites, includingThe Best Creative Nonfiction, Vol. 2, Redbook, Nerve, The Sun,The Onion News Network, and Fence. She was nominated in 2009 for a Pushcart Prize in nonfiction. Alice lives in Brooklyn, New York, with her husband, son, dog, and cat.


    Eden M. Kennedy is the author of the web site Fussy.org, which was celebrated as one of the top ten parenting blogs by theWall Street Journal. She has been featured in The San Francisco Chronicle,The New York Times, and on the BBC, and her work has appeared in several anthologies. A former bookseller and magazine editor, she lives with her family in Southern California.

    BABIES. Maybe you're thinking of having one. There might even be one inside you right now, draining nutrients from your system via a tube growing from its midsection. Or maybe you've already got one around the house, somewhere, and you're responsible for its continued survival. You're saddled with a helpless being whom you've agreed to house and feed and love with all your heart for the rest of your life, more or less.


    Either way, you're confused, you're frightened, and 911 won't take your calls anymore. But don't despair!Let's Panic About Babies! is here to hold your hand and answer some important, age-old baby-related questions, including:


    - How can I be sure I'm pregnant? (Torso swells gradually until baby falls into underpants.)



    - Did I just pee myself? (Yes.)


    - What happens if I have sex during my pregnancy? (Your baby will be born with a full, lush beard.)


    - How can I tell if I've chosen the wrong pediatrician? (He/she can't pronounce "stethoscope.")


    - How do I make sure my baby loves me back? (Voodoo.)


    From the moment they're created until the day they steal our cars, our babies demand center stage in our lives. So join Alice and Eden as they tell you (and your lucky partner!) exactly what to think and feel and do, from morning sickness to baby's first steps. They know everything!

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    ISBN 9780312648121
    Genre HUMOR / Form / Parodies
    Format Paperback
    Pages 266
    Publisher Date 2011-03-01 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Griffin
    Copyright Year 2011
    Height 8.0 in
    Wdth 8.0 in
    Thickness 0.5 in
    Unit weight 1.1 lb
    Language English
    Subtitle How to Endure and Possibly Triumph over the Adorable Tyrant Who Will Ruin Your Body, Destroy Your Life, Liquefy Your Brain, and Finally Turn You Into a Worthwhile Human Being
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Bradley, Alice
    Country of Origin United States

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