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John Dies at the End (Paperback)
DAVID WONG is the pseudonym of Jason Pargin, Senior Editor and columnist for humor megasite Cracked.com.
NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE
You should not have touched this book with your bare hands.
NO, dont put it down. Its too late.
Theyre watching you.
My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.
You may not want to know about the things youll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But its too late. You touched the book. Youre in the game. Youre underthe eye.
The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.
The important thing is this:
The drug is called Soy Sauce and it gives users a window into another dimension.
John and I never had the chance to say no.
You still do.
Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, well have a much harder time explaining how tofight off the otherworldly invasion currently threatening to enslave humanity.
Im sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the verydark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:
None of this is was my fault.
|Genre||FICTION / Horror|
|Publisher Date||2010-09-14 00:00:00.0|
|Unit weight||0.95 lb|
|Country of Origin||United States|
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