I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting (Hardcover)

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    ITEM#: 15894211

    Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, andKetchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog.

    Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, it's all about the pediatrician, breast pumps, princess dresses, and minivans. And discovering that your pride and joy is actually a little A-hole.

    When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he's an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she's an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely paint the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they're a-holes. At times like these, it's only natural to want to kill them (or yourself). But it's against the law (and there's the suicide hotline). Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing.

    In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children. Accompanied by cheery illustrations and photosI Heart My Little A-Holes will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.

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    ISBN 9780062341624
    Genre HUMOR / Topic / Marriage & Family
    Format Hardcover
    Pages 287
    Publisher Date 2014-04-08 00:00:00.0
    Publisher William Morrow & Co
    Copyright Year 2014
    Height 7.75 in
    Wdth 6.0 in
    Thickness 1.25 in
    Unit weight 0.7 lb
    Language English
    Subtitle A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Alpert, Karen
    Country of Origin United States

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