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The recipes in this book are delicious, and the book itself is very funny....
Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook (Hardcover)
Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.
I want you to see this. Then youll know everything. Its a cookbook, he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. I want to prepare you, very much. This isnt just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. Theres pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises well start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . .Holy crap. I will control everything that happens here, he says. You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, youre my ingredient. Ill be transformed from a raw, organic bird into somethingwhat? Somethingdelicious.
So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. Jamess sensationalFifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.
And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three actsThe Novice Bird (easy recipes for roasters), Falling to Pieces (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and Advanced Techniques (the climax of cooking)Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.
With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.
|Genre||COOKING / Specific Ingredients / Poultry|
|Publisher Date||2012-11-13 00:00:00.0|
|Unit weight||1.3 lb|
|Subtitle||A Parody in a Cookbook|
|Authors||Fowler, F. L.|
|Country of Origin||United States|
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