Assholes Finish First (Hardcover)

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ITEM#: 10636369

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another bestselling book on your hands.

Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit."

You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:

• What's it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?

• What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?

• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?

• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?

The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.

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ISBN 9781416938743
Genre HUMOR / General
Format Hardcover
Pages 404
Publisher Date 2010-09-28 00:00:00.0
Publisher Gallery Books
Copyright Year 2010
Height 9.25 in
Wdth 6.5 in
Thickness 1.25 in
Unit weight 1.3 lb
Language English
Audience General/trade
Authors Max, Tucker
Dimensions 8.0x6.0x1.0
Country of Origin United States

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  • AWFUL
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    Waste of money, this book was ludicrous, almost a joke to try to make money writing junk! DO NOT WASTE your money!

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  • Hilarious and Crude...as usual
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    While Tucker Max's second book is much like his first book in that the stories seem a tad embellished, they are totally worth reading (assuming you bought this book knowing what you were getting yourself into!) He's crude and rude and absolutely hilarious. Mostly because he can actually tell a good story. I bought this for my husband but found myself sifting through it first, tempted to read out loud the crazy stories. Now it's his turn and I know he's had to stop himself from laughing out loud at inappropriate times...he walked into my parents house with the book (out of it's sleeve) today and my mom thought he was carrying a book of scripture; oh if she only knew!!

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  • funny
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    I bought this for my daughter, She read his first book, so she ask me to get this one. She said it's the funniest book she's ever read. Book is not for young teens.

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  • Excellent
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    My book was in brand new condition and arrived in the time frame it was supposed to. It is a hilarious read for anyone who has read his first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. I literally lauged out loud, and I would recommend this book to anyone with a great sense of humor.

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  • YES!!
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    This book is sooo funny! i read his first (i hope they serve beer in hell), and this one is 10 times funnier! i cant stop laughing with this book! Tucker Max is so bold in his tales...to admit all of this on paper for millions to read...amazing! a must read for ANYONE that has a sense of humor!

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