I was debating whether or not to buy a completely new mattress or save the dough and buy a topper. Man oh man, did I make the right decision. This bad boy makes sleeping a dream. I don't even want to fall asleep, because I want to revel in the sensation of lying on this mattress topper. I can't believe I've been sleeping without this my whole life. I want to build a time machine and go install one of these in my mother's womb. If you're reading this right now and sleeping on a mattress, look deep into my brown internet eyes. Buy it. It's a third of your life, and you'll sleep better, which in turn makes you feel better, which in turn will give you the energy and confidence you need to give your boss the finger and start that restaurant you've been telling everyone about. You could be sleeping on this big blue waffle in like FOUR DAYS. Don't get left out.