So, it took some coaxing to actually install this fine machine, but now I cannot imagine living without it. It is sort of like going from snorkeling to scuba diving. What you find out from using the swash is that toilet paper is like snorkeling on the surface of the ocean. You really only accomplish 10% of what you are trying to do. I now try to manipulate my system to ensure I am in a position to be home to use the Swash. The men's room at work is now a last resort. It is so 2007. I can only imagine that more of America would be Swash owners if it had existed during the Seinfeld era and there had been product placement in one of those half hour episodes of brilliance.