I used to sleep at home on the couch because my wife won't let me sleep in bed. I wasn't man enough for her. I would go to my desk job at work and punch the clock for a few hours waiting patiently to hit the library after work and spend a few hours reading about the 1550 Spanish Revolt. Then of course it's off to my second job sweeping floors at the High school. I was browsing for minerals for my rock collection, online when I saw this advertisement for the snoopermarket. Intrigued, I decided to take a look at the offerings. I had always listened to the Snoop D oh double gizzy when I was younger but that was just when the neighbors would play their music while they were "moving furniture" next door. I happened upon this Snoop Dogg decorative pillow and decided that the pillow I've been using to sleep on the couch with is about ten years old and ready to be switched out andI imagined the possibilities that such a pillow can create. So I added it to my cart and 3 days later it shows up in the mail. The hair on my arm brustled as I began to open the package, It took a large carving knife and the help of a neighbor to open the package as I had no upper body strength. I reached inside the packaging and pulled out the designer pillow. Instantly a surge of testosterone coursed through my veins. I felt my upper lip tingle and reached up to feel a mustache had grown in. I coughed out a loud bark and realized my voice had dropped six octaves. I watched as the top buttons on my shirt popped off and the course hair that spilled over my now burgeoning chest was awash in the glow of the noon day sun. My neighbor looked at me curiously as I held that Decorative Dogg Pillow in my now swelling hands. It looked like a play toy for a doll against the giant ham sized mitts I now possessed. Later that day my wife came home to find me boring out the engine on my minivan. She couldn't believe the transformation that this little pillow had brought. Needless to say she let me sleep in the King size bed with her that night and for all the nights since. Now I'm running a fortune 500 company and hunting Rhinos, Cutting Trees and Kick boxing in my spare time. All thanks to this decorative pillow. I don't know where I'd be if it weren't for this gift to humanity but I'm sure glad I stopped by the Snoopermarket that day.