Why Do Men Have Nipples?: Hundreds Of Questions You'd Only Ask A Doctor After Your Third Martini (Paperback)

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    Is There a Doctor in the House?

    Say you’re at a party. You’ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you’re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya....

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    ITEM#: 3300020

    Mark Leyner is the author of My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist; Tooth Imprints on a Corn Dog;I Smell Esther Williams; Et Tu Babe; and The Tetherballs of Bougainville. He has written scripts for a variety of films and television shows. His writing appears regularly inThe New Yorker, Time, and GQ.

    Billy Goldberg, M.D., is an emergency medicine physician on faculty at a New York City teaching hospital. He is also a writer and artist whose paintings have been exhibited in New York City.
    Is There a Doctor in the House?

    Say you’re at a party. You’ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you’re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you’d like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but haven’t had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. You’re filled with liquid courage . . . now is your chance! If you’ve ever wanted to ask a doctor . . .

    •How do people in wheelchairs have sex?

    •Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast?

    •Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever?

    •Why does asparagus make my pee smell?

    •Why do old people grow hair on their ears?

    •Is the old adage “beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer . . .” really true?

    . . . then Why Do Men Have Nipples? is the book for you.

    Compiled by Billy Goldberg, an emergency medicine physician, and Mark Leyner, bestselling author and well-known satirist,Why Do Men Have Nipples? offers real factual and really funny answers to some of the big questions about the oddities of our bodies.

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    Dimensions 9.0x6.45x0.75
    ISBN 9781400082315
    Genre HUMOR / General
    Format Paperback
    Pages 217
    Publisher Date 2005-07-01 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Three Rivers Pr
    Copyright Year 2005
    Height 7.5 in
    Wdth 4.75 in
    Thickness 0.5 in
    Unit weight 0.35 lb
    Language English
    Subtitle Hundreds Of Questions You'd Only Ask A Doctor After Your Third Martini
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Leyner, Mark

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    • Pretty Funny

      I found this book to be hilarious. Of course, this is one of those books that once you've read it once you can either A) Give it to a friend to enjoy and pass along or B) Use it as a reference to prove what you've just said is actually taken from a book

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    • Nipples

      This book was very funny and Ithought it was a fun idea for all of those silly questions you do think of but don't always know the answer too. The first one is worth it but the second one isn't as worth it as the first. The second one copies a lot of stuff from the first book. It's almost as if they ran out of steam or info on it.

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