What to Expect When You're Expected: A Fetus's Guide to the First Three Trimesters (Paperback)

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    What to Expect When You're Expected: A Fetus's Guide to the First Three Trimesters (Paperback)
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    This new second edition is filled with the latest, most accurate wombhood information, including comforting answers to hundreds of questions, such as

    • “My mother just took a sip of white wine. Am I going to end up looking like some Chernobyl ba...

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    David Javerbaum has won nine Emmys and two Peabody Awards for his work as Writer, Head Writer and Executive Producer ofThe Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He was one of three principal authors of that show’s 2004 best-sellerAmerica: The Book. His work as a lyricist includes collaborating with composer Adam Schlesinger on the score for the Tony-nominated Broadway musicalCry-Baby and Stephen Colbert’s television special A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All. He lives in Manhattan with his wife Debra and their daughters Kate and Sara.


    Mike Loew is a contributor to The Onion and the author of two previous books,Tough Call and Citizen You! He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
    This new second edition is filled with the latest, most accurate wombhood information, including comforting answers to hundreds of questions, such as

    • “My mother just took a sip of white wine. Am I going to end up looking like some Chernobyl baby now?”
    • “So far Mommy is spending most of her pregnancy in a state of stress, anxiety, and depression. Which one should she focus on?”
    • “I’m kicking as hard as I can, but Mom says it feels like ‘butterflies fluttering.’ Am I doing something wrong?”
    • “Why do my parents blast Mozart at me every night right when I’m trying to sleep?!?”
    • “To the nearest hundred, how many people should Mommy invite to my birth?”

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    ISBN 9780385526470
    Genre HUMOR / Form / Parodies
    Format Paperback
    Pages 197
    Publisher Date 2009-10-13 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Spiegel & Grau
    Copyright Year 2009
    Height 9.0 in
    Wdth 6.25 in
    Thickness 0.75 in
    Unit weight 0.7 lb
    Language English
    Subtitle A Fetus's Guide to the First Three Trimesters
    Edition Number 2
    Edition Detail Original
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Javerbaum, David

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    • Very funny and entertaining

      Both myself and my husband read this book and then a few friends who are all expecting moms went out and purchased this book after hearing about it and loved it! It was a nice distraction from having to read all those long boring what to expect and what to do books about pregnancy....I say everyone needs to get this book when they are pregnant it would make a great Baby shower gift also!!

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