This new second edition is filled with the latest, most accurate wombhood information, including comforting answers to hundreds of questions, such as
My mother just took a sip of white wine. Am I going to end up looking like some Chernobyl baby now?
So far Mommy is spending most of her pregnancy in a state of stress, anxiety, and depression. Which one should she focus on?
Im kicking as hard as I can, but Mom says it feels like butterflies fluttering. Am I doing something wrong?
Why do my parents blast Mozart at me every night right when Im trying to sleep?!?
To the nearest hundred, how many people should Mommy invite to my birth?
David Javerbaum has won nine Emmys and two Peabody Awards for his work as Writer, Head Writer and Executive Producer ofThe Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He was one of three principal authors of that shows 2004 best-sellerAmerica: The Book. His work as a lyricist includes collaborating with composer Adam Schlesinger on the score for the Tony-nominated Broadway musicalCry-Baby and Stephen Colberts television special A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All. He lives in Manhattan with his wife Debra and their daughters Kate and Sara.
Mike Loew is a contributor to The Onion and the author of two previous books,Tough Call and Citizen You! He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
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