This collection of essays by a bona fide Southern belle includes her wryly comical take on topics that range from white trash to her daughter's preschool.
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i bought this book for my wife and she loves it she couldn't put the book down. the author is fun and she points out the stuff other people already think with a southern twist... The only thing i was not happy about was the time it took to reach me it took three weeks for 1 book to get to hawaii. I know it should not take that long I was very upset about that.
If you're a fan of easy, mindless fun reading, you'll enjoy Ms. Rivenbark. And be forewarned, there will be times you will laugh out loud, so beware, if you're in public reading this by yourself. Fellow onlookers will think your cheese has definitely slipped off it's cracker!
I have already told everyone I know about this book and have a waiting list for borrowers! This is one funny, don't care who hears me; laugh out loud book! There hasn't been one un-funny chapter yet, and I 'm almost finished. Enjoy!
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After winning Southern women's hearts with her SEBA bestseller Bless Your Heart, Tramp in 2000, Rivenbark has penned a new-and equally sidesplitting-collection of essays, offering Northern and Southern sisters alike a woman's "take on those irksome little yuks in daily life." Although she warns certain readers (Yankees, namely) that they may need a Southern lexicon to decipher her folksy, down-home prose style, Rivenbark's focus on familiar topics like family, relationships and child rearing should appeal to most females, regardless of geography or age. Marked by a feisty, sarcastic tone and tempered with plenty of cries of "yoo hoo" and "Well, shit," even chapter titles (e.g., "Stop Watching Your Plasma TV and Start Selling Your Plasma: How to Become Honest-to-Jesus White Trash" and "Here Comes the Bride: Let's Just Get 'Em Hitched Sometime Before We See the Head") don't escape the author's wry humor. The most mundane situations become laugh-out-loud scenarios. When, for example, Rivenbark is confronted by the "Pre-School Nazis" and intimidating "granola moms" at her four-year-old's school, she admits asking her daughter to lie about what she had for breakfast (a foil-wrapped breakfast bar instead of the required "scrambled eggs, a bowl of real oatmeal-the kind you have to cook on top of the, uh, you know, stove-two slices of whole wheat toast and a glass of soy milk"). Rivenbark is a hoot, and her book will be best enjoyed while listening to the Allman Brothers Band and eating "a plate of, what else? collards and cornbread." Agent, Jenny Bent. (Jan.) Forecast: Rivenbark's latest could hit regional lists, aided by a regional author tour, national print publicity, an author appearance at SEBA and a Book Sense campaign. (c) Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved