Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex (Paperback)

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    SHIRT: SPORTS JERSEY.
    JEANS: EMBELLISHED.
    HAIR: OVERLY GELLED.
    STATUS: UNDATEABLE.


    Did your date show up wearing socks with sandals? Are tighty-whities a deal-breaker for you? Do fanny packs make you want to run for the door? Now...

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    ITEM#: 12089165

    SHIRT: SPORTS JERSEY.
    JEANS: EMBELLISHED.
    HAIR: OVERLY GELLED.
    STATUS: UNDATEABLE.


    Did your date show up wearing socks with sandals? Are tighty-whities a deal-breaker for you? Do fanny packs make you want to run for the door? Now, for the very first time, we’re revealing the secret list of things that so many perfectly eligible guys manage to wear, say, or do to make themselves completely undateable. With an essential rating system that ranges from minor red-flag offenses all the way to the irreversible kiss of death, this hilarious handbook exposes the many common mistakes that can turn an otherwise acceptable man from a “maybe” into a “no way.” From pleated shorts and soul patches to ordering girly drinks and owning more than one cat, the evidence is painfully funny to behold. No more double denim, corporate swag, or exclaiming “Booya!” No more jogging in place at stoplights, and definitely no more “going dutch” on the first date. This book is for every woman who’s ever wondered where to draw the line, and every guy who’s ever asked, “What did I do wrong?”

    Here’s what you did.

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    ISBN 9780345520678
    Genre HUMOR / Topic / Relationships
    Format Paperback
    Pages 181
    Publisher Date 2010-03-16 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Villard Books
    Copyright Year 2010
    Height 7.75 in
    Wdth 5.0 in
    Thickness 0.25 in
    Unit weight 0.65 lb
    Language English
    Subtitle 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Rakieten, Ellen

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    • Too funny

      If you enjoy light reading, go for this. I cracked up reading some of the examples to friends. Guys having trouble getting a girlfriend should read this book.

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