For the 68 percent of us who read in the bathroom, along with any aficionado of the funny, wacky, and bizarre- but-true, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Calendar is like salted peanuts. The Scales of Justice, including the inmate who sued his prison after being injured while trying to escape (he lost). The story of the sombrero and other Random Origins. Plus Bathroom Brainteasers, When You Gotta Go, Word Play, dumb scientific studies, and weird facts: Did you know that some people can hear AM radio through their dental fillings? All in a calendar die-cut in the shape of a toilet. Oh yes, we did.