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Today I Will Nourish My Inner Martyr: Affirmations for Cynics (Paperback)

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    Ann Thornhill and Sarah Wells consider themselves seasoned victims of the self-help craze. Friends since college, they live in Pittsburgh, where Ann is a freelance writer and Sarah is a practicing therapist.
    Tonight, by moonlight, I will rake my
    leaves into my neighbor's yard.
    Had it up to here with sugary-sweet affirmation books that ignore the pleasures of resentment and mean-spiritedness? Tired of the self-helpaholics who've been sipping too much chicken soup? Then this book is for you.
    Here are 365 splendidly bitter daily meditations that will appeal to the cynic in you. Nowhere else will you find such odes to self-absorption as:
    ·Today I will equate material possessions with love.
    ·Today I will taunt others until they cry, then tell them they are too sensitive.
    ·Today I will make a new friend based solely on how he or she can further my career.
    ·Today I will respect my need to sabotage everyone else's success.


    ISBN 9780761514237
    Genre HUMOR / Form / Parodies
    Format Paperback
    Pages 183
    Publisher Date 1998-10-01 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Three Rivers Pr
    Copyright Year 19980601
    Height 6.5 in
    Wdth 5.5 in
    Thickness 0.5 in
    Unit weight 0.4 lb
    Language English
    Subtitle Affirmations for Cynics
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Wells, Sarah

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    • This is a uniquely fun book! Ready to just laugh about all the psychobabble out there? This is the way to do it, and interestingly enough, also get some real insights about yourself.

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