This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (Hardcover)

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    DAVID WONG is the pseudonym of Jason Pargin, Senior Editor and columnist for humor megasite Cracked.com.

    From the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.

    WARNING:

    You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.

    You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection -- the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like.

    You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can't see it, because it decides what you see. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We're all about to find out.

    Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it.

    Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.


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    ISBN 9780312546342
    Genre FICTION / Horror
    Format Hardcover
    Pages 406
    Publisher Date 2012-10-02 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Thomas Dunne Books
    Copyright Year 2012
    Height 9.5 in
    Wdth 6.5 in
    Thickness 1.5 in
    Unit weight 1.38 lb
    Language English
    Subtitle Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
    Edition Number 1
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Wong, David

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