Michael Stanford has extensive babysitting experience. Over time, he honed his skills in dealing with tears, tantrums, and projectile vomiting, which equally helped his career in advertising. He now has two children of his own. He is the author of Inhuman Resources.
A laugh-out-loud funny, sweet but not cloying, cute-as-a-button glimpse into the world of new parenthood
In this raw, funny, beautiful, and sometimes nauseating look at the first year in a baby's life, every page encapsulates a fresh and disarming observation accompanied by an equally entertaining photograph. This gift book's honesty and uncensored approach gives those who have had a baby, or those who are about to, insight into all that is unforgettable, and also what's best to forget. A guide for first parents as well as a book full of moments that resonate with anyone who has spent any time with these weird and wonderful creatures, this gorgeous book captures it all—the precious moments, the times of panic, the mess, and the pleasure, in short, the ear-shattering, nose-wrinkling, eye-rolling truth about babies.