The Quotable Stoner: More That 1,100 Baked, Lit-Up, and Zonked-Out Quotes in Tribute to (And As a Result Of) Smok... (Paperback)

Today: $10.55
Out of stock
  • Enter your e-mail address, we will notify you if it comes back in stock.

I love my FedEx guy 'cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it . . . and he's always on time.
--Mitch Hedberg

Talking about weed? It never gets old. There's just a whole lot to be said. And in this book, you'll find more than a thousand h...

Details

ITEM#: 13387237

Holden Blunts is the pseudonym for the author who can recite Snoop Dogg lyrics and movie lines fromPineapple Express and the Harold and Kumar movies, but can't remember where he stashed his bong . . . oh wait, there it is, never mind. Holden currently lights up in his basement in New York.
I love my FedEx guy 'cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it . . . and he's always on time.
--Mitch Hedberg

Talking about weed? It never gets old. There's just a whole lot to be said. And in this book, you'll find more than a thousand hilarious, half-baked quotes about marijuana and its (medicinal, calming, overall awesome) influence on movies, people, politics, and pop culture from well-known stoners like Tommy Chong to closet inhalers like Jennifer Aniston.

Within these papers (er, pages), you'll be treated to tasty nuggets of wisdom from Jay Leno ("Forty million Americans smoke marijuana and the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsburg, Clarence Thomas, and Bill Clinton.") to Bob Marley ("When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.") and every pothead in between. As you roll through these words of wisdom, picking up new knowledge to drop on your friends, you'll wish you thought of these killer buds first.

So gather around the bong, grab some snacks to share, and burn through this collection of essential pothead wisdom.

Specs

ISBN 9781440525896
Genre REFERENCE / Quotations
Format Paperback
Pages 243
Publisher Date 2011-07-18 00:00:00.0
Publisher Adams Media Corp
Copyright Year 2011
Height 8.5 in
Wdth 5.75 in
Thickness 0.75 in
Unit weight 0.65 lb
Language English
Subtitle More That 1,100 Baked, Lit-Up, and Zonked-Out Quotes in Tribute to (And As a Result Of) Smoking Weed
Audience General/trade
Authors Blunts, Holden

Product Reviews

Questions & Answers

Yay! Be the first to ask a question about this product.
Get your product questions answered right here.
Guidelines

Shopping Guides

Shipping & Returns

Standard Return Policy:

Items must be returned in new or unused condition and contain all original materials included with the shipment. More Details

FINAL SALE EXCLUSION: Items marked as FINAL SALE are not returnable unless the problem you experience is the result of our error.

* For your protection, all orders are screened for security purposes. If your order is selected for review, our Loss Prevention Team may contact you by phone or email. There may be a two business day delay to process your order.

** Most Oversize orders are delivered within 1-4 weeks. Some orders may take 6 weeks to be delivered.