Margaret McGuire lives in Philadelphia, the city voted the #1 ugliest city by Travel+Leisure magazine.
Vanity. Arrogance. Cluelessness. Ego. These are the defining traits of douchebags everywhere—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag
features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from scores of actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including: David Hasselhoff:
'There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.'Gene Simmons:
'[I] don't believe there's any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.'Sean Hannity:
'I'll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.'
And many, many more. Complete with photographs of these clowns in all of their chest-thumping glory, The Quotable Douchebag
is the perfect gag gift for anyone fed up with the men in her life.