Vanity. Arrogance. Cluelessness. Ego. These are the defining traits of douchebags everywhere—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from scores of actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including:
David Hasselhoff:'There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.'
Gene Simmons:'[I] don't believe there's any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.'
Sean Hannity:'I'll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.'
And many, many more. Complete with photographs of these clowns in all of their chest-thumping glory, The Quotable Douchebag is the perfect gag gift for anyone fed up with the men in her life.
Margaret McGuire lives in Philadelphia, the city voted the #1 ugliest city by Travel+Leisure magazine.
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