A is for anonymous (who’s the one who farted?)
B is for bloated (watch out...coming soon!)
F IS FOR FLATULENCE and...
H IS FOR HILARIOUS!
You’ve never seen an ABC book like this before! It’s the wickedest, wackiest alphabet ever, all centered around the sound and smell of that always uproarious, occasionally uncontrollable bodily function: the fart. Colorful classic cartoons—including an ever-present ominous green, gassy cloud—bring out all the entertaining fun of Left Cheek Squeak; Noxious (people wearing gas masks); and the Fart and Run Technique. And don’t forget "S" for Silent But Deadly!
It’s even more side-splitting than a whoopee cushion. Just be glad there’s no smellovision, though!
Ralph Masiello has illustrated many books, including THE ICKY BUG COUNTING BOOK, THE FLAG WE LOVE, and his popular drawing series. He lives near Boston. Stepanie Brockway grew up in Massena, New York, a small town on the Canadian border that often wins the distinction of being the coldest spot in the US. She is a magazine art director, a job that inspired her reverence for the marriage of beautifully crafted words and pictures. Stephanie lives in West Brookfield, Massachusetts.
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