The Elf Off the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition Gone Bad (Hardcover)
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"I honestly did believe this shelf gig was going to be great. 'Get out and see the world,' they said. 'Experience the joy of wide-eyed kids, holiday cheer, and the Christmas spirit,' they promised. 'Finally leave your parents' basement for once i......more
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"I honestly did believe this shelf gig was going to be great. 'Get out and see the world,' they said. 'Experience the joy of wide-eyed kids, holiday cheer, and the Christmas spirit,' they promised. 'Finally leave your parents' basement for once in two hundred and sixty-seven years,' they told me. I was sold.
"And off I went. As a member of Santa's spy squad, I headed down south for the holidays to help the big guy decide who's naughty and who's nice. It was going to be a wonderful change of pace from the screwing, hammering, sanding, painting, and wrapping happening in Ol' St. Nick's workshop.
"Or so I thought . . . --Horace the Elf
In this for-parent's-eyes-only parody of the popular holiday title, The Elf on the Shelf, readers laugh along with Horace as he goes AWOL from his Christmas duties. This photo-story set to verse is the unauthorized (and hilarious) tale of one disgruntled little helper with a gift for making mischief.
- Author:
- Horace the Elf
- Genre:
- HUMOR / Form / Parodies
- Audience:
- General/trade
- Format:
- Hardcover
- Pages:
- 32
- Language:
- English
- Publisher:
- Adams Media Corp
- Publish Date:
- 10/18/2011
- Copyright Year:
- 2011
- ISBN:
- 9781440527913
- Height:
- 10.25 in
- Wdth:
- 10.25 in
- Thickness:
- 0.5 in
- Unit weight:
- 1.0 lb
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WHY doesn't it come with an elf? :) We LIKE the elf in the pictures. Is there any way to get an elf?
jmihm on Dec 2, 2012
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