WHY doesn't it come with an elf? :) We LIKE the elf in the pictures. Is there any way to get an elf?
The Elf Off the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition Gone Bad (Hardcover)
I honestly did believe this shelf gig was going to be great. 'Get out and see the world,' they said. 'Experience the joy of wide-eyed kids, holiday cheer, and the Christmas spirit,' they promised. 'Finally leave your parents' basement for on...
I honestly did believe this shelf gig was going to be great. 'Get out and see the world,' they said. 'Experience the joy of wide-eyed kids, holiday cheer, and the Christmas spirit,' they promised. 'Finally leave your parents' basement for once in two hundred and sixty-seven years,' they told me. I was sold.
And off I went. As a member of Santa's spy squad, I headed down south for the holidays to help the big guy decide who's naughty and who's nice. It was going to be a wonderful change of pace from the screwing, hammering, sanding, painting, and wrapping happening in Ol' St. Nick's workshop.
Or so I thought . . . ~Horace the Elf
In this for-parent's-eyes-only parody of the popular holiday title, The Elf on the Shelf, readers laugh along with Horace as he goes AWOL from his Christmas duties. This photo-story set to verse is the unauthorized (and hilarious) tale of one disgruntled little helper with a gift for making mischief.
|Genre||HUMOR / Form / Parodies|
|Publisher Date||2011-10-18 00:00:00.0|
|Publisher||Adams Media Corp|
|Unit weight||1.0 lb|
|Subtitle||A Christmas Tradition Gone Bad|
|Authors||Horace the Elf|
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