The Dim Sum of All Things

Have you ever wondered:

• Why Asians love "Hello Kitty"?
• What the tattooed Chinese characters really say?
• How to achieve feng shui for optimum make-out sessions?
• Where Asian cuties meet the white guys who love them?

Then you`ll laugh, you`ll cry, you`ll realize this book is better than a Broadway production of Cats when you read scenes that include:

• twenty-something Lindsey Owyang mastering the intricacies of office voicemail and fax dialing
• an authentic Chinese banquet where Number One Son shows off his language skills by speaking "Chinglish"
• dating disasters with grandsons of Grandma`s mahjong partners
• the discovery that the real China looks nothing like the pavilion at Disney World
• karaoke

And all the while Lindsey is falling in lust with the "white devil" in her politically correct office. But will Grandma`s stinky Chinese ointments send him running? Or will Lindsey realize that the path to true love lies somewhere between the dim sum and the pepperoni pizza?

Author:

Keltner, Kim Wong

ISBN:

9780060560751

Format:

Paperback

Pages:

352

Publish Date:

02/01/2004

Publisher:

Avon A

Language:

English

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