Alec Bromcie is the much-needed pseudonym for a very upstanding and unassuming British writer.
From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet!
flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion
Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding
Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pete? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting.
For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it).
Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: