The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said is the #1 bestselling black-and-white Page-A-Day calendar. Year after year, movie stars, sports icons, foot-in-mouth politicians, and clarity-challenged bureaucrats are caught speaking off the cuff with hilarious results. Plus silly police blotter items (A woman reported Thursday that someone broke into her home and switched hardware in her computer with identical hardware that doesn't work. There are no leads.), odd headlines, actual book titles (Crocheting Adventures with Hyperbolic Planes), and unconvincing sale signs: Used New Parts.