Jeremy Greenberg is the daily blogger for MSN.com's very popular The Family Room and an internationally headlining stand-up comedian. When he's not writing, performing, or serving as a guest on numerous TV and radio programs, Jeremy's at home in San Diego with his wife and twin toddler sons. Online: www.jeremygreenberg.com
The cat's answer to Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe
, Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed
is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of excuses and suggestions from cats to the people who love themno matter what bad thing theyve done!
Inside Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed
, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into catand humannature, including:
Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isnt the main reason to have a cat so you dont have to waste time developing normal human relationships?
If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face.
Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized.
The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed
because now it must get to up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.