Penis Pokey (Board book)

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    This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published!

    Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread f...

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    Christopher Behrens, is a loquacious and erudite raconteur and heart-cockles-warming after-dinner speaker of local renown. Christopher is also an actor, screenwriter, accomplished painter and avid cycling enthusiast. A true renaissance visionary, his thoughtful and comical but always probing and penetrating deconstructions of current trends in American taste and culture are just the sort of zip, zest and pep welcomed in our ongoing effort for perspective in an ever more complex world.
    This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published!

    Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them.

    Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away the strangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time.

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    Dimensions 9.3x6.7x1.1
    ISBN 9781594741487
    Genre HUMOR / Topic / Adult
    Format Board book
    Pages 20
    Publisher Date 2006-07-13 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Quirk Books
    Copyright Year 2006
    Height 8.25 in
    Wdth 8.25 in
    Thickness 0.75 in
    Unit weight 0.7 lb
    Language English
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Behrens, Christopher

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