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Nice Guys Don't Get Laid (Paperback)

Edition 3
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    Bad Boys maul women while Nice Guys can hardly get a woman to text them. Since the clean-cut, loyal, intelligent Nice Guy cannot compete with the tattooed, philandering, unemployed Bad Boy, the Nice Guy has no choice but to transform himself into the d......more
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Bad Boys maul women while Nice Guys can hardly get a woman to text them. Since the clean-cut, loyal, intelligent Nice Guy cannot compete with the tattooed, philandering, unemployed Bad Boy, the Nice Guy has no choice but to transform himself into the disaster women crave and Nice Guys Don't Get Laid is just the book to aid in that transformation. Meleton divides the male population into five groups - Mama's Boy, Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Average, Mr. Bad Boy, and Mr. Psycho and he provides a test to determine where you or your significant other best fits. In the sections “8 Easy Ways to Stick a Machete Into a Relationship” and “Traps the Nice Guy Should Avoid” Meleton gives us Nice Guy pitfalls. Meleton takes it a step further by providing the essentials in reprogramming the Nice Guy. His Brad Pitt Test immediately unveils the difference between the stench of rejection or a woman worth keeping. Meleton explains myths of female sexuality and diagrams a theory that will change your view of women forever. Being a firm believer in “what a woman says is rarely what she really means,” Meleton constructed a translation guide for Nice Guys to decipher woman-speak. When a man hears a woman say “you are my best friend,” she really means “I have no sexual interest in you”. Or, “never change” means “you are so easy to use just the way you are.” For men afflicted with Nice-Guy-Itis, Meleton's Bad Boy Instructional Manual should complete the Nice Guy transformation. Out with the NICE and in with the BAD. After reading Nice Guys Don't Get Laid, the Nice Guy will finally be prepared to become the sexually attractive jerk women always wished he could be.

Marcus Meleton is well known for his satire and humor/relationship books, drawing appearances nationally on Geraldo, Montel Williams, Leeza, and Playboy Channel. Coverage of his books include USA Today, Los Angeles Times, New York Times, Mens Fitness Magazine, Maxim, Dallas Morning News, San Francisco Examiner, Complete Woman Magazine, Publishers Weekly, Orange County Register, Fort Worth Morning Star, and Washington Times. He has been interviewed on over a 1,000 radio shows internationally including England, Canada, Australia, Switzerland, New Zealand, and Japan. Meleton’s background is wildly varied. He was raised in Louisiana, surrounded by four sisters who left him utterly confused in dealing with women. Marcus has a degree in Computer Science from the University of Louisiana, a degree “known for its rabid womanizers.” He has an MBA from the University of Georgia. Employment encompasses Air Force Officer, Editor of Home Business Magazine, University Cop and over 20 years in the Aerospace industry. He currently has settled into real estate investment consulting. His books include Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid, Hunting For Lawyers, Pete the P.O.’d Postal Worker and The Adventures of Liberal Man. Marcus is married to Marjorie and has four children (Brittany, Marcus III, Cole, and Anneleigh) and resides in Southern California.

Author:
Meleton, Marcus P., Jr.
Genre:
HUMOR / Topic / Relationships
Audience:
General/trade
Edition:
3
Edition Detail:
Expanded
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
178
Language:
English
Publisher:
Sharkbait Pr
Publish Date:
12/22/2008
Copyright Year:
2009
ISBN:
9780963582683
Height:
8.25 in
Wdth:
5.25 in
Thickness:
0.5 in
Unit weight:
0.6 lb
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