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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands by Chelsea Handler (Paperback)

A Collection of One-night Stands

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Chelsea Handler, the actress and comedian, shares a collection of true-life stories about her romps through the bedrooms of a variety of suitors in a series of one-night stands, documenting her brief encounters with a Vegas stripper, a well-endowed little person, a cruise ship performer, and others.


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Author:
Handler, Chelsea
ISBN:
9781582346182
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
213
Publish Date:
06/06/2005
Publisher:
Bloomsbury Pub Plc USA
Language:
English

Portions copyright 2005 Muze Inc. All rights reserved.

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  • Opening with a cute story from when she was seven and photographed her parents having sex, stand-up comedian Handler goes on to discuss the virtues of the one-night stand, which amount to having sex early enough so you're not months into a relationship before you discover he's into "anal beads and duct tape." She discusses her quest for sex with a "black man," which doesn't work out because the date she finds on ChocolateSingles.com has a penis so large, she "would have had to be the size of the Lincoln Tunnel to accommodate that thing." After him, there's a "little midget," but she sobers up before sleeping with him. Next come a number of would-be partners with penises too small to consider. Finally, there's a guy Handler does sleep with, only an embarrassing incident involving a "giant skid mark" prevents her from seeing him again. By the end, Handler considers settling down with one man, which might actually net her more sex than these mostly unconsummated one-night stands. Anyone who laughs at the mere mention of vaginas and penises may find Handler's book almost as much fun as getting drunk and waking up in some stranger's bed. Agent, Michael Broussard Dupree. (June) (c) Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved
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