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Chelsea Handler was born in Livingston, New Jersey, and has toured the country doing stand-up. Now settled in Los Angeles, she can be seen at the Comedy Store and the Laugh Factory, and as one of the stars on Oxygen's Girls Behaving Badly. Chelsea has guest-starred on programs such as Spy TV, My Wife and Kids, The Bernie Mac Show, and The Practice. Her stand-up will soon be televised on VH1's Love Lounge, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, and HBO's broadcast of the Aspen Comedy Festival.
In this raucous collection of true-life stories, actress and comedian Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand.

You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.

Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.

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ISBN 9781582346182
Genre BIOGRAPHY & AUTOBIOGRAPHY / Entertainment & Performing Arts
Format Paperback
Pages 213
Publisher Date 2005-06-06 00:00:00.0
Publisher Bloomsbury Pub Plc USA
Copyright Year 2005
Height 8.25 in
Wdth 5.5 in
Thickness 0.5 in
Unit weight 0.5 lb
Language English
Subtitle A Collection Of One-Night Stands
Audience General/trade
Authors Handler, Chelsea
Dimensions 9.0x6.45x0.75

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    Great stories, book is very funny. For anyone who needs entertainment!

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    Loved it. Easy read and hilarious. Book was in perfect condition.

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  • My Horrizontal Life

    Such a funny book! She cracks me up! Many funny stories from her.

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  • Ok if you like that sort of thing

    I enjoyed this one more than her sequel. It depends on your sense of humor & your frame of mind. Funny, but not for everyone.

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    This book is absolutely hillarious. Completely innappropriate and absurd, yet brilliant. I couldn't stop laughing.

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  • Hilarious, I couldn't put it down....LOL

    This book was so good I finished it in less than a week. It was so consistently funny, just like the author and I loved it. Chelsea needs to write another, I just can't get enough of her humor, wit and commentary on everybody and everything. A great deal for the price.

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