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Let's Panic About Babies!: How to Endure and Possibly Triumph over the Adorable Tyrant Who Will Ruin Your Body, D... (Paperback)

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    BABIES. Maybe youíre thinking of having one. There might even be one inside you right now, draining nutrients from your system via a tube growing from its midsection. Or maybe youíve already got one around the house, somewhe......more

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BABIES. Maybe youíre thinking of having one. There might even be one inside you right now, draining nutrients from your system via a tube growing from its midsection. Or maybe youíve already got one around the house, somewhere, and youíre responsible for its continued survival. Youíre saddled with a helpless being whom youíve agreed to house and feed and love with all your heart for the rest of your life, more or less.

Either way, youíre confused, youíre frightened, and 911 wonít take your calls anymore. But donít despair! Letís Panic About Babies! is here to hold your hand and answer some important, age-old baby-related questions, including:

- How can I be sure Iím pregnant? (Torso swells gradually until baby falls into underpants.)

- Did I just pee myself? (Yes.)

- What happens if I have sex during my pregnancy? (Your baby will be born with a full, lush beard.)

- How can I tell if Iíve chosen the wrong pediatrician? (He/she canít pronounce ďstethoscope.Ē)

- How do I make sure my baby loves me back? (Voodoo.)

From the moment theyíre created until the day they steal our cars, our babies demand center stage in our lives. So join Alice and Eden as they tell you (and your lucky partner!) exactly what to think and feel and do, from morning sickness to babyís first steps. They know everything!


Alice Bradley writes the award-winning blog Finslippy (www.finslippy.com). Her work has been featured in numerous anthologies, magazines and websites, including The Best Creative Nonfiction, Vol. 2, Redbook, Nerve, The Sun, The Onion News Network, and Fence. She was nominated in 2009 for a Pushcart Prize in nonfiction. Alice lives in Brooklyn, New York, with her husband, son, dog, and cat.

Eden M. Kennedy is the author of the web site Fussy.org, which was celebrated as one of the top ten parenting blogs by the Wall Street Journal. She has been featured in The San Francisco Chronicle, The New York Times, and on the BBC, and her work has appeared in several anthologies. A former bookseller and magazine editor, she lives with her family in Southern California.

Author:
Bradley, Alice
Genre:
HUMOR / Form / Parodies
Audience:
General/trade
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
266
Language:
English
Publisher:
Griffin
Publish Date:
03/01/2011
Copyright Year:
2011
ISBN:
9780312648121
Height:
8.0 in
Wdth:
8.0 in
Thickness:
0.5 in
Unit weight:
1.1 lb
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