John Dies at the End (Paperback)

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    ITEM#: 12660422

    DAVID WONG is the pseudonym of Jason Pargin, Senior Editor and columnist for humor megasite Cracked.com.

    NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

    STOP.

    You should not have touched this book with your bare hands.

    NO, don’t put it down. It’s too late.

    They’re watching you.

    My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.

    You may not want to know about the things you’ll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it’s too late. You touched the book. You’re in the game. You’re under the eye.

    The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.

    The important thing is this:

    The drug is called Soy Sauce and it gives users a window into another dimension.

    John and I never had the chance to say no.

    You still do.

    Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, we’ll have a much harder time explaining how to fight off the otherworldly invasion currently threatening to enslave humanity.

    I’m sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:

    None of this is was my fault.

    Specs

    ISBN 9780312659141
    Genre FICTION / Horror
    Format Paperback
    Pages 469
    Publisher Date 2010-09-14 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Griffin
    Copyright Year 2010
    Height 8.25 in
    Wdth 5.5 in
    Thickness 1.25 in
    Unit weight 0.95 lb
    Language English
    Edition Detail Reprint
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Wong, David

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