If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? (Hardcover)

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    Before they Go the F**k to Sleep, they need to Shut the F**k Up

    If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the f**k up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents ...

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    Before they Go the F**k to Sleep, they need to Shut the F**k Up

    If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the f**k up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment�s peace. What really happens when you give in to your child�s tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking pointwhile entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.

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