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If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? (Hardcover)
 
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If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? (Hardcover)

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    Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up

    If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents ......more

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Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up

If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment’s peace. What really happens when you give in to your child’s tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point…while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.

Marcy Roznick and her husband live in New Jersey with their two sons, who they love even when they won’t shut the fuck up. This is her first book.

Miranda Lemming was born in Amarillo, Texas and received her schooling through The Cartooning Institute of Detroit. She has had an illustrious career in bumper sticker and t-shirt design. This is her first book.

Author:
Roznick, Marcy
Genre:
HUMOR / Form / Parodies
Audience:
General/trade
Format:
Hardcover
Language:
English
Publisher:
Griffin
Publish Date:
10/25/2011
Copyright Year:
2011
ISBN:
9781250007995
Height:
8.5 in
Wdth:
7.25 in
Thickness:
0.5 in
Unit weight:
0.5 lb
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