If Pigs Could Fly┐ and Other Deep Thoughts is a collection of Bruce Lansky's own hilarious poems about everything kids are concerned with, including: smelly diapers, chubby relatives, toothless grandmas, dirty socks, impolite dogs, burping babies, bad hair days and more. The poems in this book have been tested on over 1,000 schoolchildren and their teachers so that only the most giggle-packed poems are included.
Bruce Lansky has been crowned the "King of Giggle Poetry," by his elementary school admirers. Altogether, his original poetry collections: If Pigs Could Fly, Funny Little Poems for Funny Little People, and My Dog Ate My Homework, and his poetry anthologies: Rolling in the Aisles, Kids Pick the Funniest Poems, A Bad Case of the Giggles, No More Homework! No More Tests! and Miles of Smiles, have sold over 2,000,000 copies. Lansky lives near Minneapolis, Minnesota.
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