I Hate Everyone--Starting With Me (Paperback)

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    NOW WITH NEW MATERIAL FOR THE PAPERBACK EDITION

    “How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.” —Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850

    “How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?” —Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish

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    Comedienne, Emmy Award–winning TV host, Tony-nominated actress and CEO, JOAN RIVERS is an icon of American culture. She is a bestselling author, Celebrity Apprentice winner, writer, producer, director, and savvy businesswoman who has overcome great odds to reinvent herself time and time again. Joan hosts E! Network’s popular series Fashion Police, and stars with her daughter, Melissa, in their own weekly reality show, Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best? on WEtv Network. Her critically acclaimed documentary, Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work premiered in theaters nationwide and is available on DVD. Rivers also performs her trademark stand-up comedy act in front of sold-out audiences in the U.S. and abroad. Amongst all of her success, Joan’s most joyous triumph is being a mother and grandmother. She resides in New York and Los Angeles with her three rescue dogs.
    NOW WITH NEW MATERIAL FOR THE PAPERBACK EDITION

    “How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.” —Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850

    “How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?” —Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish

    Joan Rivers, comedienne, actress, jewelry monger, and an award-winning international star (she can sneer in eight different languages) lives by the golden rule: Do unto others before they do unto you—and for God’s sakes, do it funny! Her career in comedy may have begun with self-loathing, but, after looking at the decrepitude around her, she figured, “Why stop here when there are so many other things to hate?” With all of her experiences, Joan has looked down at, turned away from, and thrown up over a lot of hateful things, deplorable places, and despicable people. Thank God she took notes.

    Here—uncensored and uninhibited—Joan says exactly what’s on her mind…And HER mind is a terrible thing to waste. She proudly kicks the crap out of ugly children, dating rituals, funerals, and lousy restaurants. She nails First Ladies, closet cases, and hypocrites to the wall. She shows no mercy towards doctors and feminists, and even goes after Anne Frank and Stephen Hawking. Joan lets everyone—including herself—have it in this one hundred percent honest and unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.

    This is absolute Joan Rivers. You gotta love her. Even if she hates you.

    Includes new material!

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    ISBN 9780425255896
    Genre HUMOR / Form / Essays
    Format Paperback
    Pages 261
    Publisher Date 2013-04-02 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Berkley Pub Group
    Copyright Year 2013
    Height 8.0 in
    Wdth 5.0 in
    Thickness 0.5 in
    Unit weight 0.42 lb
    Language English
    Edition Detail Expanded
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Rivers, Joan

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