I Am Better Than Your Kids (Hardcover)

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    Maddox is the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of “The Best Page in the Universe,” and a genius.

    Maddox can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids. And he can drive.

    Adults and children al...

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    Maddox is the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of “The Best Page in the Universe,” and a genius.

    Maddox can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids. And he can drive.

    Adults and children alike would do well to read this book over and over again to learn from Maddox’s sage-like wisdom. Every keystroke Maddox types is brilliant. The world is better off with him in it. Maddox has selflessly shared some of his own art, and we must thank him for it. May his fertility continue to be dangerously potent, so as to impregnate as many babes as possible, and not one fewer.

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    ISBN 9781439182864
    Genre HUMOR / Topic / Marriage & Family
    Format Hardcover
    Pages 310
    Publisher Date 2011-11-01 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Gallery Books
    Copyright Year 2011
    Height 9.5 in
    Wdth 8.0 in
    Thickness 1.25 in
    Unit weight 1.95 lb
    Language English
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Maddox

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