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How to Raise a Billionaire Genius: Guarantee Your Crying Poop Monster Grows Up to Be Better Than All the Other Kids (Paperback)

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    From attachment-parenting hugs to Tiger Mom discipline, the so-called experts offer plenty of contradictory advice on how to raise the perfect child. So donít bother with their boring theories and instead follow the hilarious, if not so expert, su......more

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From attachment-parenting hugs to Tiger Mom discipline, the so-called experts offer plenty of contradictory advice on how to raise the perfect child. So donít bother with their boring theories and instead follow the hilarious, if not so expert, suggestions in this book and surely (well, maybe) your precious offspring will turn out to be exactly what you want.

ēForget Mozart?inspire a BILLIONAIRE in the womb by playing stock market bells and yelling like rally-crazed brokers.
ē A GENIUS isnít made playing hide-and-seek, so stop your offspring from playing games with IQ-draining friends.
ē A SUPER MODEL canít have fat (not even baby fat), so start her at birth on a diet of painkillers, cigarettes and vodka.


D. Hornby is so dedicated to molding children that he had two beautiful twins of his own. He lives on a small island in British Columbia and laughs at people with plumbing and store bought clothes. Sean Campbell is childless, so therefore his molding skills are innate. He lives in Vancouver, and once tried to learn how to play the now dusty piano in his house. It mocks him daily. They both write for PseudoExperts.com.

Author:
Campbell, Sean
Genre:
HUMOR / Form / Comic Strips & Cartoons
Audience:
General/trade
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
136
Language:
English
Publisher:
Ulysses Pr
Publish Date:
07/16/2013
Copyright Year:
2013
ISBN:
9781612431208
Height:
7.0 in
Wdth:
5.0 in
Thickness:
0.5 in
Unit weight:
0.4 lb
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