Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore (Paperback)

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    ITEM#: 13009102

    Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is one of the stars of the hit MTV reality show Jersey Shore. Since he first appeared on the show in December 2009, Sorrentino has fist-pumped his way into the pop culture consciousness by way of his outlandish antics and penchant for tanning beds, hair products, gym time, and displaying his abdominal muscles. He has just released his first workout DVD that focuses on developing your abs. He lives, works out, and tans in New Jersey.

    Do you think that you know "The Situation"? Take the quiz and find out.

    Here's how to get your situation up to the level of the Situation

    Listen, dawg. You're probably hitting the gym, doing your tanning, and picking up fresh laundry every day. And maybe you've had some success beating up the beat and creeping on chicks in the club. But do you really think your situation is where it needs to be? Be honest with yourself, bro.

    This book here will take your game to a level thought unattainable, given your physical limitations (because we can't all look like Rambo, pretty much, with our shirt off). We start with GTL-the bedrock of life itself. And then we hit the GTL Remix-the rules for getting your personal grooming did. From there it's my guide to the Jersey Shore, battle plans for the club, a primer on grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all levels of clinger. Then I look at the big picture: how to cook the perfect lasagna, how to find a life partner, and how to deal with being one of the most famous people on the planet-which is guaranteed if you follow my advice.

    This is the bible for Situation Nation. Read it, live it, and crush it.

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    ISBN 9781592406425
    Genre HUMOR / Form / Parodies
    Format Paperback
    Pages 133
    Publisher Date 2010-11-02 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Gotham Books
    Copyright Year 2010
    Height 8.0 in
    Wdth 5.25 in
    Thickness 0.5 in
    Unit weight 0.3 lb
    Language English
    Subtitle A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore
    Edition Detail Original
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Sorrentino, Mike

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