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- Author:
- Mansbach, Adam
- ISBN:
- 9781617750250
- Format:
- Hardcover
- Pages:
- 32
- Publisher:
- Akashic Books
Description:
Go the F**k To Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Honest, profane, and affectionate, Adam Mansbach`s verses and Ricardo Cort's illustrations perfectly capture the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night, and opens up a conversation about parenting in the process. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny,Go the F**k to Sleepis a perfect gift for parents new, old, or expectant. Here are two sample verses:
The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm, and I need a drink
Please go the f**k to sleep.
The world is dark and silent, child.
From the stars to the whales in the deep.
Hell no, you can`t go to the bathroom.
You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.
- 5 Stars 24
- 4 Stars 2
- 3 Stars 0
- 2 Stars 0
- 1 Stars 1
Overall Rating: 4.8
Most Helpful Reviews
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Hilarious book!
For those of you that rate this book with a single star because of the language included in the book: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT BASED ON THE TITLE?! This is a book meant for adults, which is EXTREMELY obvious based on the title of the book. This is something for those parents who know the frustration of trying to get a child to go to sleep. It's satire. This is not even close to meant for children. Those of you that are so upset about this book need to take a step back and realize this is not a book meant to be read to your children. Look at it for what it is, a VERY funny play on the issues that parents face when trying to get a child to stay in bed and the fact that any stories we read them don't usually work. You won't find this book in the childrens section in a book store, and it most certainly won't be within reach of a child either so you'll find it on the higher shelfs. please, review the book for what it is, not for how badly it offends you because you think it's something that someone will read to their child.
- Did the image onsite match the product? yes
- Did the description onsite accurately describe the product? yes
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Amusing Coffee Table Book
I saw the book in a book store and thought it was so funny. So, I came on here to buy it. I don't have kids yet, and probably wouldn't read it to them, but my friends with kids laugh hysterically at it. So, I've made it a coffee table book. I think it is actually funnier to read than to listen to the Samuel L. Jackson version - his voice is very soothing, so not as funny, but still entertaining.
- How did the image on site compare with the actual product? The cover looks the same
- How accurate was the on site description of the product? very accurate
- Please tell us about the quality of the product. Excellent conditional and a fun read
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Go the F**k to Sleep
OKAY!!!!! TOTALLY HYSTERICAL!!!! Anyone, I mean ANYONE who has experienced the task of putting a child to sleep at bedtime will be doubling over with laughter!!! It's a great gift for a Baby Shower! I bought a copy for myself and for a soon to be grandparent gift.
- How did the image on site compare with the actual product? yes
- How accurate was the on site description of the product? exact
- Please tell us about the quality of the product. excellent
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I laughed so hard I pee'd a little.
One of the best humor books I have read in a long time.
- Did the image onsite match the product? Yes
- Did the description onsite accurately describe the product? Yes
- How is the quality of the product? Perfect
Most Recent Reviews
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Hysterical!!!
This book is a must have to keep your sense of humor with a new baby. It is NOT for children, but is for parents who need to remember to laugh when they feel completely sleep deprived and ready to cry. The author captures in words what we are all thinking at one point or another in parenthood. I love this book. I bring it to every baby shower.
- How did the image on site compare with the actual product? Perfect
- How accurate was the on site description of the product? Perfect
- Please tell us about the quality of the product. Great Quality
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Like minds
I bought this for my son and my son bought it for me. We're having a dramatic reading tonight.
- How accurate was the on site description of the product? Very
- Please tell us about the quality of the product. Good tight binding
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Too funny!
This book is too funny. It reads like a child's book with a twist of adult humor. Great book for baby showers!
- How did the image on site compare with the actual product? Great
- How accurate was the on site description of the product? Great
- Please tell us about the quality of the product. Great
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Too funny!
This book had me and my family laughing so hard. Anyone whose ever attempted to get a child to sleep can relate to this book!
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Halarious Book!!!
Great book. Hilarious!! Anyone adult with children would truly appreciate this book. Very funny!!!
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