First Timer's Kit: The Safe, Effective Way to Lose Your Virginity (Hardcover)
 

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First Timer's Kit: The Safe, Effective Way to Lose Your Virginity (Hardcover)

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    Inside:

    10 Heroes of Intercourse Cards
    Comprehensive Textbook
    10 Sexual Position Cards
    Diploma (Suitable For Framing)

    First Timer's Kit May Cause the Following Side Effects:

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Inside:

10 Heroes of Intercourse Cards
Comprehensive Textbook
10 Sexual Position Cards
Diploma (Suitable For Framing)

First Timer's Kit May Cause the Following Side Effects:

Fatigue, numbness in extremities, unexpected lactation, mood swings, fever, ennui, nostalgia, cotton mouth, dropsy, banal dinner conversation, shin splints, nausea, dizziness, ringing in the ears, shortness of breath, dyspepsia, hot flashes, abdominal pain, lingering malaise, nosebleeds, stigmata, mossiness, bossa nova influenced heart palpitations, sluggishness, bad breath, excessive sassiness, vertigo, clammy palms, envy, the heebie jeebies, itchy teeth, ESP, memories you thought long forgotten, sleepiness at small print, phantom pain in your umbilical cord, buyer's remorse, depression, elation, confusion, consternation, sensitivity to the the light, uncontrollable erections, or superpowers.

Dr. Eric Ryland Horner holds so many degrees that the only way to fit them all on one page was to shrink them down to a microfiche done, which serves as the period for the end of this sentence. He currently runs a private practice in Philadelphia.

Author:
Horner, Eric Ryland
Genre:
HUMOR / Form / Parodies
Audience:
General/trade
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
96
Language:
English
Publisher:
Quirk Books
Publish Date:
09/17/2008
ISBN:
9781594742675
Height:
3.75 in
Wdth:
5.0 in
Thickness:
1.75 in
Unit weight:
0.44 lb
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