"Theirs was a happy marriage. A bit dull, perhaps. Until she read Fifty Shades of Grey. Suddenly he found his life and his marriage taken to uncomfortable new places... "She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently then harder until finally itcame. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot..." "Lady Christina bit her lip as she eyed my dripping brush. Somehow I knew it wouldn't be long before I'd be touching up her gazebo." "I stared longingly through the shed window and adjusted my trousers. The sight of her dewy, slightly unkempt lawn had awoken my inner gardener." "She told me it turned her on to have her movements restricted when she made love. I looked around--I'd have to get a smaller shed." "I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat..." Based on the hilarious Twitter, this is what happens when a man's personal retreat becomes a haven for his deepest, darkest desires"--
C. T. Grey is the founder of the Twitter @50ShedsofGrey.
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