Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook (Hardcover)

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    FL FOWLER is a pseudonym.
    Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!

    Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.

    “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . .Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Somethingdelicious.

    So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensationalFifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.

    And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.

    With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

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    ISBN 9780385345224
    Genre COOKING / Specific Ingredients / Poultry
    Format Hardcover
    Pages 160
    Publisher Date 2012-11-13 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Clarkson Potter
    Copyright Year 2012
    Height 9.75 in
    Wdth 7.75 in
    Thickness 0.5 in
    Unit weight 1.3 lb
    Language English
    Subtitle A Parody in a Cookbook
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Fowler, F. L.

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      I bought this as part of a bridal shower gift for a friend. This book is hilarious and the recipes look yummy.

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