Fartsy Claus

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When he doesn`t find the traditional cookies and milk waiting for him at the house, Santa Claus decides to eat a big plate of franks and beans instead, but the results are not what he expected as the rest of his busy night becomes more noisy and more embarrassing than he had planned. 25,000 first printing.

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