Don't be confounded, flabbergasted, or bugged by the blowhards, braggarts, and gasbags of the world. Keep all the hogwash and hot air at bay with some good ol' country-style wisdom.
Each colorful page of the Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit! 2014 Day-to-Day Calendar serves up a lively saying, expression, comeback that has stood the test of time and is downright funny to boot.
Allan Zullo is the author or coauthor of nearly 100 nonfiction books, including the books in the best-selling Amazing But True series. He lives in Fairview, North Carolina.
Gene Cheek, a born and bred Tar Heel, lives in Swannanoa, North Carolina.