Born on a Rotten Day

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BORN ON A ROTTEN DAY employs wicked humor to describe the less-than-perfect characteristics of each star sign, contrary to the typically upbeat horoscope guide. Astrologer Hazel Dixon-Cooper takes an in-depth look at the more negative side of the sign and spills the beans on love relationships, family ties, and work mates. From Leo's favorite pastime of giving orders, Virgo's worrying, Scorpio's constant plotting, and Aquarius's need to get in someone's face, the author's comical delivery provides the essence of each sign. Looking for that perfect gift? You'll find out that Sagittarius's favorite book is The One-Minute Philosopher, Cancer's is The Martyr's Handbook, and Libra's is How to Marry Yourself. Discover here when to cuddle up close and when to run for the hills, and enjoy the quick tips for emergency encounters that are included at the end of each chapter.

Portions copyright 2005 Muze Inc. All rights reserved.

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