Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments (Paperback)

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    Celia Rivenbark is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank, Belle Weather, and You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning. We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier won a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction and was a finalist for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor. Born and raised in Duplin County, North Carolina, Rivenbark grew up in a small house “with a red barn out back that was populated by a couple of dozen lanky and unvaccinated cats.” She started out writing for her hometown paper. She writes a weekly, nationally syndicated humor column for the Myrtle Beach Sun News. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.
    From the wickedly hilarious pen of Southern humorist Celia Rivenbark comes a collection of essays that brings to mind Dave Barry (in high heels) or Jeff Foxworthy (in a prom dress).

    Step into the wacky world of “womanless wedding” fund-raisers, in which Bubbas wear boas. Meet two sisters who fight rural boredom by washing Budweiser cans and cutting them into pieces to make clothing. Learn why the word snow sends any right-thinking Southerner careening to the Food Lion for extra loaves of bread and little else.
    Humor columnist and slightly crazed belle-by-birth Celia Rivenbark tackles these and other lard-laden subjects in Bless Your Heart, Tramp, a hilarious look at Southern---and just plain human---foibles, up-close and personal.
    So pour yourself a glass of sweet tea and curl up on the pie-azza with Bless Your Heart, Tramp.

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    Dimensions 9.0x6.45x0.75
    ISBN 9780312343422
    Genre HUMOR / Form / Essays
    Format Paperback
    Pages 220
    Publisher Date 2006-05-30 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Griffin
    Copyright Year 2000
    Height 8.25 in
    Wdth 5.5 in
    Thickness 0.75 in
    Unit weight 0.5 lb
    Language English
    Subtitle And Other Southern Endearments
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Rivenbark, Celia

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    • Another Rivenbark stunner!

      This book is a huge delight, as are all of Celia Rivenbark's writings. For anyone who is Southern, likes a Southerner, is confused by Southerners, or would like to fit in after moving South, this is a must-read... as are her other books. Skip lunch, if you have to, but go buy this book!

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